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Author: Yuppie Capital

L’s Pile on For Melvin Capital in New SEC Investigation
Business Markets

L’s Pile on For Melvin Capital in New SEC Investigation

Yuppie Capital August 11, 2022

After announcing earlier in May that the hedge fund would officially close its doors, Melvin Capital now gets hit with the SEC investigation into its fund’s “risk management strategy”, or … Read More

TTYL Inflation; Welcome Recession
Economics Markets

TTYL Inflation; Welcome Recession

Yuppie Capital August 10, 2022

We have presumably reached peak inflation, as Wednesday’s July CPI report was unchanged month to month, but remained 8.5% YoY. This marked the end of a 16-month streak of monthly … Read More

SoftBank Doing SoftBank Things
Business

SoftBank Doing SoftBank Things

Yuppie Capital August 8, 2022

The infamous SoftBank breaking records yet again. The tech investor reported their largest quarterly loss ever, coming in at a cool $23.4 Billion loss for Q2. Excellent job, guys. Per … Read More

ALIBABA IS ASS
Business

ALIBABA IS ASS

Yuppie Capital August 4, 2022

How the mighty have fallen. Alibaba’s illustrious IPO in 2014 served as a focal point in the world of e-commerce, nearly joining the likes of Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Apple, Tesla, … Read More

Atlanta Fed Cuts Q3 GDP Forecast
Economics

Atlanta Fed Cuts Q3 GDP Forecast

Yuppie Capital August 1, 2022

When it rains, it pours. After posting two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth, the Atlanta Fed officially revised their Q3 GDPNow forecast down to just 1.3%, down from 2.1% … Read More

Fed Put Incoming?
Economics Markets

Fed Put Incoming?

Yuppie Capital July 25, 2022

With the Fed expected to deliver another 75bps rate hike this week to quell the inflationary shitstorm they unleashed out of Pandora’s Box, investors are betting that the Fed will … Read More

Netflix’s Mixed Bag Sends Stock Nuclear
Business

Netflix’s Mixed Bag Sends Stock Nuclear

Yuppie Capital July 19, 2022

After climbing to fresh highs throughout the pandemic-driven shutdown kingpins (Zoom, Microsoft, Roku, etc.), Netlifx enjoyed a somewhat pleasant ride to absolutely astronomical evaluations, only to come crashing down amidst … Read More

What The Hell is Going On?
Economics

What The Hell is Going On?

Yuppie Capital July 14, 2022

“Nobody…I don’t care if you’re Warren Buffett or Jimmy Buffett, nobody knows if the stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles.” Carnage ensued in the markets … Read More

GAP CEO Gets Lost
Business

GAP CEO Gets Lost

Yuppie Capital July 11, 2022

Just after two years, chief executive Sonia Syngal steps down, unable to fulfill the promise of rising the company back to stardom within the American public. The retailer was strong … Read More

Coal Is The New Black Gold
Economics Markets

Coal Is The New Black Gold

Yuppie Capital July 6, 2022

Coal is making an absolute resurgence, as supply constraints for natural gas & oil in the wake of the Russia/Ukraine conflict are shifting countries’ sources for power generation. The bulk … Read More

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